There’s something you should know about me. Whenever I need to introduce myself, I’m painfully tempted to recite lyrics from ‘Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves’ or ‘Sympathy For The Devil.’ Hence the title. I once had a university class believing I was born in the wagon of a travelling show for a good five minutes before my tutor stopped laughing enough to set them straight.
In reality, I’m not a man of wealth and taste, so much as a woman of sarcasm and an overabundance of office supplies. I’m a freelance penmonkey and aspiring novelist living in the quirky seaside town of Redcliffe in Queensland, Australia. You can find me on Facebook, Twitter (sometimes), Pinterest (far too often), and in a bunch of local and national mags including Scenestr, One Page: Brisbane, My Town Magazine, and The Redcliffe Guide.